I've been wading through all the Hachette vs. Amazon arguments and when I was checking out another piece on The Passive Voice, I stumbled upon this and got a nice laugh:
You can buy it, and some other funny ones, from this link:
I DESTROYED LITERARY CULTURE
Humor is one of the best ways to cut through bullshit. And yes, it's bullshit to think that self-publishing is killing "literature." It's actually quite the opposite.